10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha