10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.