10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet