10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---