10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."