10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom