10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester