10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.