10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A