10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• It's Free To Fold...
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)