10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers