10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for loners.