10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)