10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes