10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is for fat, American losers.