10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts