10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is for fat, American losers.