10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.