10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack