10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.