10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "All-in, bitches!!!"