10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek