10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury