10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die