10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• im going to 2 out you to death