10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• It's Free To Fold...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from