10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "No river, no fish."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003