10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'