10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders