10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.