10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss