10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.