10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.