10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.