10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!