10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.