10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.