10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.