10 Random Poker Quotes

When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe