10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim