10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fold and live to fold again
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha