10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Those eggs smell delicious!