10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Those eggs smell delicious!