10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for loners.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "No river, no fish."