10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- im going to 2 out you to death
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.