10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.