10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"