10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.