10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth