10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.